Hey! Look what I found! My blog! Yayyyyyyy!!!!!
I know it’s been a crazy long time since I’ve regaled you all with tales of my shenanigans, but fear thee not! I’m back. Pretty much. Still trying to coordinate all the nonsense that makes life….well…LIFE. Hang in there my faithful peeps. I have all kinds of glorious tales lined up for you. Stress, school, shenanigans, surgeries, spinning, puppies, paddleboarding, trips, and general madness and mayhem, just to name a few. I’ll be catching you up on all the latest and greatest in the chaos that is the Black Dog world. But that is for another day.
Right now though, it’s time for what shall be a glorious Black Dog return to racing! (Please keep in mind I consider complete and utter gloriousness simply putting one foot in front of the other for more than 8 feet without falling flat on my face). After three months of pavement-less days, I have returned to my first love. And I’m not talking just Moose Tracks, mutts, and margaritas here people. Nope, uh huh, no way. We’re talking honest to goodness RACING. Like with a bunch of other peeps racing. People ALL AROUND THE WORLD RACING. AT THE SAME TIME!
“What are these shenanigans you speak of Black Dog?” you may ask. Well, let me tell ya. One thing that has always meant so much to me and a lot of other runners too, is running for those who can’t. Believe you me kiddos, knowing there are so many people out there who are unable to take even one step has helped me get through many a mile when all I wanted to do was call it quits. That’s why my first race after Knee Gate Part II means so much. Thanks to fellow Browardite and shenanigator Hokeyboy, I found out about this uber cool race that has NO FINISH LINE. Crazeeee, right?!? How can a race have no finish line, Black Dog?” you may ask. Well, LET ME TELL YA.
Wings for Life World Run is just that – a world run. On May 8th, runners from all over this hunk of rock we call home will be taking to the streets to run while raising funds for spinal cord injury research. The coolest part? 100% of all registration fees and funds raised go to research. How awesomesauce is THAT kidaroonies?!? And that no finish line thingamahoozie? Well, you just keep running until the official Chase Car catches up to you! Yeppers kiddies, a chase car! Thirty minutes after the runners cross the start line, the car is hot on the trail. Okay, maybe “hot” isn’t exactly accurate. More like turtle pace speeds to start. Then each hour, it speeds up just a little more until the fastest runner is caught.
No, no, not THAT kind of caught sillykins. Getting caught is actually a good thing! “Why is that Black Dog?” you may ask. Well, LET ME TELL YA. Once you get passed, you the get to hop on a party barge! Said party barge then takes you back to the start to engage in further post-race party shenanigans! Party shenanigans that include shenanigating with the very peeps your donation money is helping out!
Now, from what I understand from Hokeyboy’s review of this most amazing day, meeting those whom your generosity is helping can be quite an emotional experience. (Cue the sappy tears just thinking about it here. It’s okay, No judging from this Mistress of Sappiness.) It can definitely help keep things in perspective when you’re having one of those runs and just want to throw in the shoelaces. At least it does for this Queen of Busted Knees and Ibuprofen. As crappy a run as you may be having, at least you’re running. Which is a whole lot more than those suffering from spinal cord injuries can do.
You know what’s coming now my faithful followers. Time for me to appeal to the generous hearts I know so many of you have. Since I needed to make my return to racing about something so much bigger than just a pair of somewhat recovered #brokeknees, it seemed only appropriate to help those who can’t race today, maybe race some day. And I need your help to do just that.
I’ve set up the Team Wonder Mutt page here. As I’ve never been very good at this whole asking people for money thing, I set a very modest goal amount of $200 to start, Imagine my surprise when, after only a week, I had already met that goal! (Thank you so so much to my friends and family who already donated! You guys ROCK!) Never being one to settle for mediocrity, what I’d like to do now is see just how much you guys can help me DOUBLE my goal amount! Yes, my faithful Black Dog Bubbykins! You go right ahead, pull out those credit cards that have just recovered from Christmas, and DONATE AWAY! I promise it will result in nothing more than a warm, fuzzy feeling inside from helping those who want nothing more than simply to put one foot in front of the other. And in the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, let’s…..”GIT ER DONE!”
Let me take a moment and extend a very, very warm thank you to those who have already donated and to those of you who are already pulling out the plastic. You guys are a big part of why I love this sport so much, and put up with all the aches, pains, and surgeries that I do. If it wasn’t for you, a lot more people would never be able to put one foot in front of the other ever again.
For more information on this amazing event, please visit the Wings for Life World Run page here. I promise, you’ll be glad you did.
Enjoy the ride.
Have you ever participated in a race like this? Do you try to make your running about something bigger than yourself? How did it make you feel?